anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
#the sad part is that she’s 100 percent right #and he’s wrong #but he keeps telling himself this over and over #secrets protect us #secrets make us safe #until the point where he actually believes it #you can see it in his eyes #and she finds that to be crazy #to me #this is probably one of the doctor’s scariest moments #because he says something so completely terrible #and yet it believes it completely
#the tag scares me because thats exactly how ten was before he regenerated
and now we’ve come full circle again
someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
im going to fucking cry
please no
oh
my
god
They kept the line “I saw a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard” and that’s all I care about.
My brother heard some of this, stormed into his room, and yelled “I QUIT”
oh my god
“Smells like my baseball cleats- EWWWWWWW”
Oh my god
